I have been thinking about where to begin with catching up since I last wrote…3 years ago! Dang…I still can’t believe that 3 years have passed? Pretty overwhelming when I think about how to come up with a “Readers Digest” version of pure nonstop madness! I have a problem with sitting still and not accomplishing anything, on top of the fact that I am functionally dysfunctional…and hyper! One could only imagine the entree of details along with a side dish of drama (if you know me, you know what I am talking about)…! Note: I don’t CAUSE the drama—drama finds me! Most people get kharma...I get drama! Anyway, so here we go…
First the DONT’S when it comes to blogging: Never include details of your relationship(s), particularly if it is a new love, because if that relationship ends (and it will, sorry to be the bearer of bad news)…you are left with a ton of editing (which is what I have been doing the last couple of days)…! Other dont's: Ummmm…I can’t think of any at the moment? But when I do, I will let you know…
Let’s move onto addiction now (much more interesting): From what I understand, the first step in overcoming an addiction is to admit to it, soooo…here I go…I am addicted to The Walking Dead and I am proud of it! Wait, I think I said that wrong? The fact is, I am about to watch it in 15 minutes! I don’t have cable, and “boot-legging” is tricky…it is just damned impossible to stream this f@#$*r…I mean, series! Argh! Of course, not that I have tried to do anything like that…or anything, you know...what? I’m just sitting here…geeze! So, a friend of mine has invited me to come over and watch it with him! I am so excited I can’t stand it…I mean, I can take it or leave it (I was told that denial is a big part of addiction, so I have been practicing)..! The point is, I am dropping the keyboard right this second so I can get my fix! Not that The Walking Dead is priority or anything…Oh crap! I can’t be late…
3 hours later…
Damn! That was better than sex! Even with someone you like! Ha! Jokiiiiiing! I feel much better now. I tell you, that “admitting to your addiction” thing works! Whew….
My other addiction issss…my house! Go figure? Yes, I am still here in Auburn! I did not move back to Atlanta…long story! In fact, I have no plans of leaving…at all! The irony of that statement is: This is the first time that I have ((wanted)) to stay in Auburn! Having to leave Atlanta was the first time I moved because I didn't have a choice…and, again, staying in Auburn has been the first time I have no plans of leaving? Wow! Could it be that this Alabama Gypsy has worn out her tread? Who knows? But for now…it works!
Now how about the “Readers Digest” version of the past 3 years of my life? Anyone? Here we go…
1). I rented my house after repairing it…
2). I had to go to court because my (new tenant) and I disagreed about refunding his deposit! He believed that setting my house on fire by accident should not be grounds for me keeping his security deposit…I disagreed…he lost his temper and filled suit against me… I counter-sued him…he changed his mind…
3). I got a decent paying job in management allowing me to pay off most of my debt as well as take care of some health issues…injured my back…in bed for 2 weeks…I had to resign…
4). I rescued a beautiful-female-Catahoula-breed canine…her name is Maya…she has pale blue eyes and is mostly white with tiny black polka dots…I love her…
5). I bought a 1982 Ford F100 pick-up truck for $450 smacker-oo’s…truck of my dream…it needs work…a lot of work...lol!
6). I started remodeling my house…I still am…
7). I am now looking into (online) Graduate School …I am excited…
8). I have been tending to an ulcer on my tongue for last 3 days…it hurts…
That’s it! See, that wasn’t that bad!? Lots of details in between, but I am saving those “beauties” for my book! It will be titled, “Tired, Crippled and Broke”…!
Boy, I am glad to get that over with! It is time to shake off the past and harvest each new day that comes! But for now, dinner comes first!
To be continued…
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