Fire Department, Yard Sales...and $4.00

Well the yard sale was a success!!! The girls made out with almost $200.00!!! "Girls" being Kayla and her best friend Erin who came down from Birmingham to sell some things of her own!!! I made out with a new wardrobe...the left overs!!! Cooper was a big help and really got into it! He was a regular salesman I tell ya!!! He quickly became the yard sale mascot!!! Too funny!!! The weather is so beautiful here in Luverne, Alabama!!! Perfect day to spend time outside!!! I felt like a fat cat sittin' in the sun on that bench I sat on at the yard sale!!! The sun was warm...it about put me to sleep!!!!
Well, I dropped off my Food Stamp application and the lady behind the counter told me I would hear from them in 7-10 days!!! In the meantime we are living off of $29.00 plus $9.00 that I made at the yard sale (I threw in a couple if thangs!)...that's $38.00 bux 'til the first of the month!!! That would be $4.00/day!!! I have a half a tank of gas and plenty of food...We are doing awesome!!!Okay...I have a story to share!!! I was dating this guy whose name was James (we will say)...! It was a physical relationship!!! We enjoyed each other!!! James invited me to his house one summer night to sit in his hot tub and drink some wine with him!!! Sounded GREAT!!! So I arranged for a sitter to watch Kayla and Tripp and I went out for awhile! Well, after a couple of glasses of wine it didn't take long before we jumped into the hot tub...and of course we were naked! Shhhhhh!!! Don't tell anyone!!! Well, James was sitting across from me talking, talking...and talking...well, I was feeling ((frisky))!!! So I get closer to James thinking that he would shut-up and get busy! Ya know??? You have done the "shut up I'm frisky" before...I know you have!!! Well, I am feeling extra sexy that night and decided to try out some of my "smooth moves" by sitting behind him on the edge of the hot tub...naked...while wrapping my legs around him!!! Oh yeah!!! Frisky!!! I was trying to be all sexy, OK!! Well, James is STILL talking...his head is bobbing back and forth from side to side passionately talking about....something???? I couldn't hear him anyway, because the hot tub motor was behind and under me on the ground between the privacy fence and the side of the hot tub!!! I was sitting on the edge, which is slippery when wet...okay!!!! You need to be very careful when sitting on the edge of a hot tub while wet!!! Yeah!!! Trust me, I know from experience because, I slipped!!!! Not only did I fall off the edge of the hot tub, I fell into the gap between the privacy fence and the side of the damn hot tub!!!! Yeah...where that motor is that I was describing earlier! Remember, I mentioned that the motor was loud??? Well, it was sooooo loud that when I fell...James didn't hear me!!! The only thing he heard was his own words as he passionately talked about....something!!! My feet were right beside his head as I watched him bob it up and down and side to side!!! Had no idea that I was....gone! He just kept talking and I am yelling, "James!" Finally, James looked to the side only to discover that he was having a conversation with my feet!!! He quickly turned his head and reacted!!! Now, we are both naked!!! I am pinned between the wall and hot tub, my butt is on the ground with my legs up in the air!!! I am in the jack-knife posotion!!! James says, "How the hell did you do that?" I am like...pull me out of here, right??? So he pulls...and pulls...naked...and he cant get me out!!! He says, "We need to call the fire department!!!" I am like....HELL NO WE AINT!!! Yeah...I said "aint" that is how bad this situation was!!! I had at this point lost my "kooth" (however you spell that word) all together!!! The visual that came with the idea of many fireman coming to rescue me...while my crotch is exposed to the world did not settle well with me!!! Even after a few glasses of wine! I look at James and I am like, "We will cut this fence before we call the fire department, do you understand???" Apparently I had the look of , "I will kill you" on my face because he went to plan B immediately after a short pause!!! He found some tanning oil on the table and tossed it to me!!! I started pouring that shit all over me!!! I told James to pull and he did!!! I swear I felt like a human cork when he pulled me out of that hole!!! Any wine buzz that I might have had prior to the "slip up" (literally!), I had no longer!!!! We both laughed after it was all over and I decided to just go home!!! After all, how do you "pick up from where you started" after that??? I mean, really???? Now that I think about it, I believe that was the last time I went over to his house??? LMAO! Really!!! I dont remember going back!!!


Pretty funny!

OkeeDokie...Hey! Another slide show!!! Cat Power ROX!!!! When you listen to the song (and you should because it is a great song), and you hear the guy scream in the background??? That is what I sounded like when I fell off the hot tub!!! Oh yeah!!! Listen to it. you will understand!!! I did not create this video, FYI...

I hope the message stands clear!!!

Don't ever give up!!!
Ever...!!!
Life is full of surprises...
Trust me on this!
*wink*